• Johnse: Hey, I just met you
• Johnse: And this is crazy
• Johnse: But here let me show you the second prettiest sight in all of West Virginia look it's my whiskey mill thingy hey let me kiss you wow I love you Roseanna you’re pregnant oh that’s okay I built us a cabin in the woods ugh who cares if she’s a McCoy I love her flower stomping I have my rights woman I fired above their heads oh wait lol jk the cabin is for your cousin Nancy who actually hates me so I think I’ll kick a dog and darn Nancy left me for Frank the Bounty Hunter mmm what to do I think I’ll go fishing with my Dad who doesn’t really like me either but you know who does like me is Roseanna no she died let’s do a dramatic shot of me weeping at your grave and be sure to pan the camera extra slow so that you have enough time to get the full effect before you start crying too
• Johnse: So ship us maybe?

brothers

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whitecreek:

first Johnse’s bit about the fish…made me pity him

then Roseanna tells her dad how much it meant to her when he said she was his favorite and I sniffled

then she collapses and dies and Randall just stands there and tears formed

and then Johnse weeping at her grave and I lost it

OTP OTP OTP

(Source: dearallofyouwhowrongedme)

neat-girl:

why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me 

(via the-leeches-ate-peaches-of-blood)

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gaogaogao:

i like manatees

Who made this I want to hug you

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drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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Things that make me happy: Old Books

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